Home Country — No matter the game, cheaters never win

May 21, 2015

I was studying my card when the guys walked in for coffee.

“What did you get?” Doc asked.

Slim Randles Columnist

Slim Randles
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“D-24.”

“Just one?” Read more

Home Country — Not everyone appreciates a sharp idea

May 13, 2015

Delbert’s at it again. You know Delbert McLain, our local chamber of commerce? He’s the guy who wants to bring lots of people here so the place isn’t quite as nice as it is now.

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Slim Randles
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Well, ol’ Delbert zipped into the Mule Barn truck stop the other day, plopped down at the empty Round Table, and motioned for those of us at the philosophy counter to join him. We did. Read more

Editor offers farewell to readers

May 7, 2015

This is my last edition as editor of this newspaper.

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Fertilizer pharaoh keeps his hand in the business

May 7, 2015

Doc saw Dewey the other day, supervising as Windy Wilson unloaded a dump truck of manure into a huge bin on a vacant lot.

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Fishing is important even if there isn’t water

April 30, 2015

It was just one of those things. It didn’t really mean Marvin Pincus had lost his mind.

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Teaching a horse to calm down is slow business

April 23, 2015

Steve, the tall cowboy of us philosophy types, was riding a young horse through town the other day to get him used to “boogers.”

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Anita’s love inspires Dud’s great American novel

April 16, 2015

Dud looked at his Anita across the kitchen table and smiled at the wonderment of her. She didn’t take him for granted, and he didn’t take her for granted, either. Seemed like a nice way for a man and his wife to be in love.

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Being American is a great thing to salute

April 9, 2015

“So why do we salute the flag, kids?” Abraham Lincoln Bahdziewicz said.

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Wisdom sometimes overcomes theory

April 2, 2015

Instead of the philosophy counter, we were at the righteous round table yesterday, because Herb got there first and he picked. It’s a good venue at the Mule Barn truck stop when you’re expecting more than three or four members of the world dilemma think tank.

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Climbing mountains of all sizes makes you tired

March 26, 2015

“There’s no sense a-tall,” said Alphonse “Windy” Wilson, “in climbin’ a mountain. Why, you can percolate up to the top and what do you get? Tired.”

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